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Good to have you back. Thanks.

It's good to have you back at the studio as well.

A couple here. You're here for one day when I wasn't here.

You always have a way to excuse your absence.

You were gone for an additional week. That's your story.

You know, okay, Mary, you got it. You got it. It's like I'm working with Hunter Biden, which we found out while recording today's podcast,

wow, shocking development. Apparently, really not going to go to prison for jail.

But really, it's only a misdemeanor now to not pay your taxes, have a four-year investigation, also lie on your gun application,

misdemeanors, you know, with I wouldn't say good behavior, just behavior.

If he doesn't assassinate 50 people in the next 10 years, he's like, I mean, even people with hockers would crack and take bribes from China.

Right. You know, there's some behaviors that they need changing.

Like, apparently his carbon footprint is pretty, pretty high.

So he's got to reduce that in someone else. Not him, of course. He's important, but in someone else.

You don't want to miss a second of today's podcast. It is, it's really good. Very, very funny. We have Dave Landau on with us.

We also, and some people are like, why are you talking about this? I don't know. We were talking to the guy who is bringing the woolly mammoth back.

I think there might be some ethical. I have a couple of ethical qualms and the movie Jurassic Park that makes me go, we should talk about this.

And so much more on today's podcast. Here it is.

You're listening, too. The best of the men back in the world.

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