Hey! Today's episode should maybe be taken with a grain of salt. Maybe a pound of salt.

Uh, because I opened a bottle that said, you know, don't ingest any of this.

You know, if you operate heavy machinery and I'm like, I'm not driving a bulldozer today, I'm fine.

And for the most part, the show went really well until the last part of the podcast.

Revolving around George Washington's hair. You have to think that the effects of the medication, you can feel them slowly increasing throughout the episode.

Yeah. This might be one for the records. Uh, you know, or possibly, you know, at my tribunal before I go into the gulag. Possibly.

You don't want to miss today's episode really good story that we begin the episode with on how the Suez Canal was built.

And it revolves around a really fat kid, a French man, and macaroni.

How do you get the Suez Canal out of that? Oh, believe me. I found a way. It's a great story.

We also talked to a sheriff down in Arizona on the border.

So we're really frightening things happening on the border and we need to wake up and I put a plea out in that segment of the show.

And then of course, George Washington's hair, where it all goes to hell from there.

It's very true.

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I don't know what happened. It could be like, whoa, I don't know what happened. We're telling you now. Yeah, drugs don't play this episode for your kids to say.

This is what happens. And tonight on stu does America, we're going to have a we're going to go into the George Floyd thing a little bit because today was not the right day to come.

Some reasons to kept saying, let's not.

I'm not thinking about that Floyd thing. That's not a big story. Not at all.

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