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Now, this may come as a surprise to you. When I learned this from NPR, witches are real and witches are liberal, politically, politically.

Okay. Now, it's no surprise really if you want to think about it, really no surprise at all that, you know, witches are liberal and NPR would run a fluff piece about witches.

The segment featured a writer who devoted an entire year of her life to witchcraft.

Now, does that work out? Well, here's NPR. Have a listen.

Witches have long cast a spell on American entertainments, but they aren't just a figment of our imagination.

Witchcraft is a real practice and people who practice witchcraft are all around you. But what does it even mean to be a witch?

I mean, how does one begin a spiritual journey into the occult? Well, one writer decided to figure that out for herself by spending an entire year as a practicing witch.

Okay, so let me just say, what does it mean to, you know, how do you even decide to look into a religion of the occult?

I don't know. I generally don't. You know, I want to try on some of this occultish stuff. No, no, really. No, not at all.

So they're plugging a lady's book about how witchcraft is a religion and fun, you know, and witchcraft belongs to a religion, but it's not really the one I think they think.

Maybe they're not aware of its outcome, but they've chosen that side and that side cannot actually win. But how are they so oblivious? Listen to this.

Seven before I tried to make a connection with the goddess who is a central figure in almost every form of witchcraft, whether or not she's a real deity up in the sky or she's a metaphor for the interconnectedness of everything on earth.

There's this idea of the goddess and I was hesitant around it because I didn't want to feel like I was playing make-believe.

Again, this goes back to just being so afraid of feeling stupid. So I go and I set up this ritual to try and talk to a particular goddess and I'm by myself in my office in Oakland.

I'm sitting in front of an altar that I made out of a cardboard box. I have a stranger's playlist going on Spotify. My cat is on the other side of the door staring at me.

And after about an hour, something happened.

What happened?

I just played music with bliss.

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