I think that the holidays feel like frozen noses. I love walking with the dog for long periods of time.

Hopefully it's snowing and you've got to wrap up warm. So I think a frozen nose is

then sweaty armpits because like you're wrapped up so warm but then you're climbing hamps

and heath and you get to the top and you're like and then you can see the breath

but then your nose is still freezing to touch.

Joy in every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks.

So you know first you were like I'm the best Mormon and then you did that.

Listen to my story I'm the best Mormon of all the Mormons and that's pretty much where your

Romney read. I was a... I'm a better Mormon. I'm a better American than a

Romney and the dog food story needed more time. Yes, clearly a five minute story.

In a three minute period. So but we're gonna let you decide because here's the podcast.

Oh that was the podcast intro I thought we were stalking it. I thought so too but

Sarah's looking at me like podcast and so I'm like yep that's it because I'm not

doing it over again. This is as good as it gets. Good luck with the show today.

You're listening to the best of the perfect program.

Oh goodness I don't know what to do because yesterday there was another signal that I'm in a

place I don't recognize some sort of parallel universe. I'm listening to the president and he's

saying hey we've reduced the deficit and I've reduced to 350 billion in my first year in office.

Okay so is this president reducing the deficit? I mean is this a good thing or

and then I realized no that's just a word play. I didn't slip through a wormhole.

That's just him comparing what he's done to the worst year in American history for deficits.

So it's like I couldn't think of anything else I could do to spend money.

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