Fox straight up! Yeah, the Carton Show with Big Mac.

Great to have you here on a gorgeous Thursday afternoon.

Phone number to join, as always.

888, 808, 1019.

Craig Card, Chris McManagel on a four-plus hour afternoon of fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.

As you know, yesterday was an abbreviated show, so today,

the Wheel of Fun is back.

Oh, the Wheel of Fun.

That'll be coming up a little later on this afternoon.

We got the Yankees 5-1 off day.

Of course, tomorrow, the home opener against the Marlins.

And those 500 matches seemingly totally disinterested in playing baseball,

have no interest in representing the city of New York all that well.

And it starts with a guy that was desperate to be named captain.

And now we know why Steve Cohen said,

as long as you're here and I'm here, there'll be no captain.

Good afternoon, Big Mac. How are you? I'm doing about as well as I could possibly do. Yeah, you got yourself a rock star pitcher over there, clammy Schlittler. More than the Akees coming up later on. But I think we got to open up with what happened yesterday. Not so much that the Mets lost the game, obviously. But those of you that are excusing, and a lot of you are, at least on Twitter, you decide

to attack me instead.

Little old me?

Like, I did something wrong today.

Yeah, I'm not the guy that in the first inning of a baseball game didn't remember how many

outs there were.

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