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Hello, Alana.

Welcome to the men's room.

Ola, Bicholas.

Ola.

Okay, so this was in 1996.

And we had just moved out here to Black Diamond, so new bedroom.

And I was asleep, and I woke up to a sound.

And I was like, what, what?

What's going on?

And kind of rolled over.

And he wasn't there, meaning my husband.

And he was pissing between on the corner of the house.

He was peeing in our bedroom.

I've been guilty of that.

Yeah, me too.

The question I want to know is, had you guys been drinking the night? Because the only time I've done that, I went to bed drunk. I've never just done it on a sober sleep. Well, yeah, that's a positive. Okay. All right. I'm done it. Yeah, yeah. I've done it. I peed on my girlfriend I was dating. I was waiting. to wake up to, I kind of snap out and, I'm like, what the F are you doing?

And I realized what I'm doing in that moment. I'm like, oh, God, man, I am so sorry. And obviously it's an honest mistake. But in that moment, they don't want to hear that. They're very, very unhappy. No. I tried to poop in the bedroom chair once when we first moved here. Just hear my wife in the middle of the night.

It's dark in the bedroom chair once when we first moved here.

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