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Let the shenanigans begin.

A video of you guys almost gotten in trouble with your mouth on an airplane or in the airport experience, we'll say.

Yeah, I want some customs.

And one on a flight that I was on a flight with you, I don't know the flight attendant liked us or not, but I remember it ended with us each assaulting each other with a magazine.

Because you hit her in the magazine, then she hit you back.

No, she hit me, then I hit her ass back.

That's right. That's right. Because she smacked you.

Yeah, she smacked me. So I grabbed my bag and hit her back. I'm like, this game is on. We're going to kick off his flight.

Mid-flight. He's going to go, man. Land that bastard.

She looks shocked. I mean, I still got on the plane, but they definitely stopped me at the gate

after a couple layovers. And they said, we think you might be too drunk to board. I said, why do you think that? And he said, do you know the guy you just high-fived?

And I went, no.

That was the tell.

Random high-five guy?

That's enough to get you kicked off a plane?

I guess.

Why?

To me, if you're like, at least this guy's decent.

Hey, look, it was fine. The woman behind the counter, I always say she just got to put her finger up, was like,

just sit down to me quiet.

Sit down and shut up.

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