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One of those crazy white people that have their dogs sleep in bed with them.

And one of our dogs, she's always

on the outside, so keeping me from rolling out to bed, and she's under the covers. And

at this point, I was sleeping face down, and I just woke up to just the most god-awful stink.

I just can't describe it. And then I pieced it together. Oh, yeah, she's been scooting her butt a lot. Her anal glands had expressed about six inches from my face. That is a smell. God, that is a smell. They can do it on their own? Well, if they get to the point where they have to release. Yeah, I didn't realize. You can do it manually or it's just going to happen on it. It's like a zit. Right. You can pop the damn thing, or eventually it's just going to do itself the way it does. Ah. How messy is that? Like, how much is extracted from the anal glands? It was not a lot, thankfully, quantity-wise, but I mean, the smell just stayed in the room. Open all the windows, get a fan going. It didn't matter. It was there all night and all the next day. Just a dab will do you, as they say. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Put a little behind your ear and you're good to go. Yeah. Wow. We've had, we've had vet texts that have called and told us doing that, you know, it squirts in your mouth. Yeah, I remember a woman who called and said that happened. They've had it hit their lip, you know, just in their eyes. Just like, oh, God. Well, my dog's been taking this medication. One of the things the medication does, of course, it gives me not quite diarrhea. She just has to poop more often than not. So earlier this week, I think it was, maybe Monday, I wake up to the faint stink of dog poop. My wife's super tired. She's like, man, I woke up 3 o'clock this morning. I just, I heard the dog in the hallway. I knew what she was doing. Poopped down the floor, cleaned it up, whatever. Then she's about 4.30 in the morning, and I slept there all this.

She's like, dog did it again.

I've been cleaning dog ass all morning, right?

She's kind of over it.

I'm like, dude, I get it.

So I take the dog out.

It comes about 8 a.m. now.

But I still smell it.

I'm like, babe, you cleaned it, right? She's like, yeah, of course I cleaned it. I'm like, I just, it just smells like there's still dog ass somewhere in the house. And then I flip on the light to the basement and at the very bottom of the stairs, there's this glistening pile. And I'm just like, oh, God, man. So go downstairs. And it's not, it's not normal dog poop. It's kind of, it's not quite running it's not quite solid it's kind of like

that mucusy whatever it's dude it is awful and then so we're taking out like every two hours

i mean she like she has to go take her out she's pooping on the strip of grass between the

sidewalk and my neighbor's house. No big deal.

Poop there before.

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