Welcome to the best of the men's room podcast. Let the shenanigans begin. We should kick the bands from Boston's off the air for like two weeks. You know, no godsmack, no Aerosmith. There you go. That pretty well covers it, doesn't it? For us? For the most part, yeah. Yeah. You know? Can't think of anything else, really. Jay Giles, maybe. Maybe just the band Boston.

Mm-hmm.

I'll talk about that museum I went to in Chicago.

I've told this story before, but, so I meet up with some old high school friends, and

we end up going to Chicago.

Now, the weekend we get there, there are, it's in the summertime, there's no baseball.

Maybe there was baseball going on.

I can't remember what the deal was, but either way, it was like Billy Joel is playing Wrigley Field for two or three nights.

And believe it or not, man, when you go down to Wrigleyville, it was more packed because of the fact that in Wrigley, they had a standing on the floor.

So the entire weekend had been sold out for the concerts.

You couldn't get a ticket.

But there were more people down there than just a regular baseball game because there was more seats available.

Anytime you go to a – sorry.

Anytime you go to a to a

sporting stadium that has a concert it is always

the biggest lines I've ever seen at Lumen or T-Mobile

absolutely concert it's it's it's more packed

than uh than they say normally because to be honest

I'd never been to Wrigleyville before that fair enough

that was my first trip down there but like yeah man it's

they closed off streets the streets are packed blah blah Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So me and my buddies are in the, in a bar. And, I mean, it's elbow to elbow. You cannot move. And my buddy, Pat, he decides that he's going to take a pee. We are standing at the bar, all right? I've got shorts on. It is the summertime. And I feel the splashing on my shins and on my leg. And I'm like, what in the hell is that? Because I'm leaning up against the bar. Yeah. So as Pat, we're waiting, we're waiting for a beer. He's got his zipper out. He's got his he's got his junk out. Yeah. And he's

actively peeing on the splash and on my legs and on the floor. And I'm like, what in the

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