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My cousin came out here. He was for a job interview from the East Coast. This was in the days of medical marijuana.

You could smoke legally if you had a card. I had a card. So, and the weed was really, really, really good. That's medical grade. It was good stuff. And, you know, my cousin obviously, his mind is blown by the idea that he could not walk into those stores. Right. I could go in and get something and bring it back out. You could not walk into the store. No, he could not walk into the store. Which I wish he could have, just to see these giant jars of weed that used to exist back in the day. Anyway, I go on there and get a couple pre-rolls. I think you know the pre-rolls that I probably ended up buying and get some bud and all that stuff. So he wants to do the space needle. We're going to do the touristy crap. Nope, no big deal.

I had gone up in the space needle before with family.

I don't know what I was thinking, but, so we smoke a joint outside the Seattle Center.

We get absolutely crushed.

I mean, just as is how baked we were on that stuff.

It was good stuff.

Also, I took the rest of that joint and put it back in the tube, put in my pocket. I reek. Oh, I'll just say that. Yeah, you can't hide that. This stuff is dank. I reek, okay? I forget how tight those elevators are. And I also forget that, like, if the capacity is 20 people can fit in an elevator, but 22. Guess how many people are going to be on there? 21, including the elevator operator, which I forgot existed too, because last time I went, I think I was one of the last people in the elevator. Did not really realize it was an attendant in there. Or maybe there wasn't. There always is. They gave you a couple facts. Okay. Yep. Yep. Get in the elevator.

I'm one of the first people in along with my cousin.

We go to the back where that guy is standing. And he's like, Jesus Christ, man. He's like, you two. And I'm like, what? I'm like, can you smell that? He's like, absolutely, man. And he's like, you guys wreak of weed.

He's like, you should probably go up there and take a shower.

I was like, oh, man, my bad.

Then everybody gets on there and people are kind of like looking around like trying to find the sorts of this what they know it's you well when the elevator takes off

it took off a lot faster that I remember okay and I'm also on the glass wall of this elevator

and I have a very very I know it's irrational that I'm not going to fall through the

glass I'm not going to die my did you react when it started going oh yeah I'm like I'm like

shh I almost cuss because it would just freak me out and I'm like oh god don't look out there

so I'm not now I'm staying on there with my eyes closed going up an elevator like please please please

please please it's quick it's not as quick as I wanted it to me of course it felt like a day yeah and then we get up there man and this is before they had they just had a regular deck on the outside yeah but I like walked down the deck it's like nope and I walked right back in and then there was a small bar there at the time so I'm So I'm just going to go the bar.

I'm going to get a beer. I think they might even had our beer that time. Or maybe they didn't. I don't know. Thank you, Space, Needs. Yeah. I think we just launched the beer. And I think they had it. Anyway, get to the top. And I sit at the bar. And I realize that the thing is spinning. I don't know that I realized that the last time that I was up there.

Because the moves real...

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