Best of the Football Ramble 2025: Part 1
Football Ramble
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🗓️ 26 December 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Fear not, the Ramble is here to fill the Premier League-shaped hole in your Boxing Day!
Across two parts, Marcus shares our very favourite moments of the year. From Ruben Amorim’s vengeance against the humble television, to Ian Rush’s vengeance against … well everyone, there's fun for all the family! Come join us.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Ramblers. Merry Christmas to you all. And Merry Christmas Perineum. |
| 0:05.7 | It's that wonderful time where we all take stock of the year, the good parts and the not so good |
| 0:12.0 | parts. At the Football Rambal, we're no different. After all, 2025 gave us so much. The Club |
| 0:18.5 | World Cup, Ian Rush's AI musical and Juan Banabe's penis. |
| 0:24.2 | In the next two episodes, we're reliving some of our favourite moments and stories from the past 12 months. |
| 0:29.9 | We begin with one very angry man at Manchester United all the way back in January. |
| 0:49.8 | Yeah, no wonder Amarim so angry. |
| 0:53.4 | Did you hear he reportedly smashed a TV in the old Trafford dressing room while bollicking the team after their three one lost to Brighton last Sunday. |
| 0:56.2 | What were they watching? |
| 0:57.1 | The funniest thing about this is the first turned on happy days. |
| 1:01.2 | It's even like me in the night garden for the four million. |
| 1:05.8 | Yeah, same. |
| 1:07.4 | It's funny to me that we even know about this because it just shows the leak is still there. |
| 1:27.6 | Literally happened in the dressing room. Also, Pete, probably you should come in on this. It's not as impressive these days smashing a telly as it would be saying in the 80s, is it? The implosion of a cathode ray tube is way more satisfying, that dust smashing out of it. Much bulkier, they're much more expensive so it of a statement. Oh, I've cut my hand on some polarising film. |
| 1:28.7 | Not going to happen, is it, Ruben? |
| 1:31.5 | Did you smash the TV now, obviously, flat screen, blah, blah, blah. |
| 1:39.8 | You wouldn't get the sort of... Well, it's not glass, is it? It's not the explosion. You know, in a TV, you... It's just going to go... Yeah, it wouldn't go. |
| 1:40.3 | The boom. |
| 1:41.0 | It was a boom. |
| 1:43.2 | When you see sort of toxic men punching the tele after an NFL loss or something, |
| 1:45.8 | you sort of, |
| 1:46.7 | the, |
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