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🗓️ 17 July 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Welcome back to our Ramble rewind! Today, we're revisiting some of our favourite stories from the second half of this season, featuring everyone's favourite disgraced eagle handler Juan Bernabé, Frank Clark's canal-shoving rampage, and Andy Gray as James Bond.
Plus, the most contentious round of Jack's Encyclopedia to ever sully the Ramble studio and a quite frankly outrageous FIFA ticketing scheme for the Club World Cup...
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0:02.7 | The biggest football event of the summer is here, the UEFA women's euros. |
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0:56.8 | Today, we're looking back at some of our favourite moments and characters since the start of |
1:01.1 | 2025. In that time, we saw some huge achievements in football, and we mean huge. |
1:06.8 | From Liverpool's record-equaling 20th top-flight title to Arsenal's demolition of Real Madrid in the Champions League |
1:13.5 | to Juan Benabe's prosthetic enlargement. |
1:20.1 | Yes, why are we talking about Lazio's eagle handler? |
1:24.2 | Well, because he's now more of a penis handler. |
1:28.9 | What's an intro? |
1:30.0 | Yes. I'll tell you what. |
1:31.8 | This well-storied football club in Italy have fired Juan Banabe, the Spanish falconer, who handles the team's eagle. |
1:41.1 | This decision was made after Bonabe underwent penile implant surgery, which is, of course, |
1:47.3 | as it sounds, a knob enlargement. |
1:50.7 | I'm not sure it is actually. |
1:52.6 | I think it's a little pump to aid with stiffness. |
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