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The way it should have been.

Welcome in the beginning of a brand new week of the Bedmallers show.

We are in the air everywhere.

Fellow commoners, as we know that every take is special.

And this night, not the same as all the nights.

More on that in a minute as we are hanging out coast to coast, border to border and beyond,

on the vast and lavishly powerful microphones of FSR emanating live.

As we are on the move, we move up because the circus is coming to town.

The maller-palooza.

We're broadcasting live from the tirac.com studios.

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Bourbon Badgersman counting down 10,000 minutes to the start of the show.

Tyrax.com, the way tire buying should be. And we will have the Mallor

Paloosa. We hope that our classically trained judge, Incater, will be with us. He's scheduled

to be with us and we'll say hello to him coming up in a little bit. So the way the show is

going to work, the normal nonsense that we do. It's a little different. This night different than all of the nights. We're not going to have the usual stuff that we do. It's all about the maller-palooza. It's all about the mallor-palooza. We'll explain what that's about, but it's like a variety show, freak show, talent show, all of that. But we will have the monologues at the top of the hour. Otherwise, we'll get in a hell of a lot of trouble. We don't want that. So our lead

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