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Normally we start things off with something we like to call first off,

and I play this awesome soundbite, and there's like a Mario Kart, let's go type thing going on.

But I'll just get right into it.

Duke, Duke did it.

They went full of Dukey.

And I don't mean Welcome to paradise by green day like the people seeing

paradise right now are duke haters they're getting off to this duke loss like bite my lip and

close my eyes take me away to paradise if you don't know what that song's about that's from

long view like right beforehand the blue devils they might be used to being in hell but typically they rule it that's from Longview like right beforehand. The Blue Devils, they might be used to being in hell, but typically they rule it. That's not happening currently. The boozer is going to be doing some boozing tonight, as all Duke fans are. The hell's wrong with you, Duke? Dickie V. didn't beat Cancer's ass for this. He's an inspiration. I love him. Corey McGettie didn't do that front flip in the dunk contest and then have those 24-inch

pythons to distract you from the fact he couldn't shoot a jumper for Duke to lose like this.

Shane Battier didn't get those grooves on his head for this. Kind of helped him line up the

ball more, I think, on threes. Eldon Brand, he didn't step aside as the GM of the Sixers for Daryl Morey to come in and take it and make it worse for this. Bobby Hurley didn't get into that car and drive for this. It's a cautionary tale. It's a good reminder for all of us. You think he's happy, Bobby Hurley? Because his brother beat Duke. It's his brother winning,

but also his school lost. Christian Leitner, he didn't become another 90s white guy with a great

college career that was a bust in the NBA for this. Okay, he did make one all-star team for the

Atlanta Hawks. That actually did happen.

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