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We spend so much blood, sweat, and tears.

Well, not a lot of blood, but sweat and tears.

Getting ready for the selection show in the NFL.

A lot of valuable talk radio real estate is spent going over the cold, hard facts of the biggest event of the NFL

calendar this time of the year. And that is our lead story from the draft there, a madhouse in

Pittsburgh, as this was the crown jewel until we get real football in September.

And a big social event selling hope, buy the gallon, hope and optimism, by the gallon.

Your team sucks rocks.

Your team has been on a 10-year journey on the vomit comment. However, now it's all going to be

better because you drafted some punk in the first round. Congratulations. Way to go, boys.

It's all going to be better. I know the last 10 years you've had top picks and your team sucks

still, but this time it's going to be different.

So were you watching? They tightened up the first round, eight minutes between picks.

So they tried to make it a little bit smoother because none of you have attention spans. You can't handle a longated, longated draft.

So my strategy is, what I did is I clicked a little timer of a watch.

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