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In our production meeting before the show, I was pointing out, why did sports have to come back?

We were done 134 days, and they came back just to stick a dagger.

Right in my gut, right in my gut. They got a stick it dagger.

And it turns out the clipper ship was made out of wood and it hit an iceberg.

All right, forget that Titanic was the unsinkable ship.

The clippers, no, yeah, much like the, that's right, that's right.

And I saw the iceberg.

I didn't see it at first because it was mostly below the water.

But it was shaped like a Denver nugget.

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