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We can't help you, but we will find someone who can.

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Now, a programming note for you, as I anticipated the other night when we were yapping away on the radio,

we have an unbelievably entertaining portion of the show.

Now, most of the show is going to suck, but later on, we'll have Big Ben's lame jokes of the week, and O'Dell Beckham is all by himself, pretty much. I mean, we

have other jokes, but we'll have like a whole radio roast of O'Dell Beckham from his

interesting week here. The joke writers, the unpaid, underappreciated joke writers on the show

have stepped up with comedy gold.

And we'll see if our friend Iowa Sam does not screw that up.

Iowa Sam's in tonight.

So hopefully he will not screw that up.

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