Best of Season Two: George Washington vs Abraham Lincoln
Who Would Win Masters
Ray Stakenas
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2020
⏱️ 68 minutes
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And on the next episode of Who Would Win...
A founding battle in Who Would Win Show History!
Will Abraham Lincoln (Repped by James) find the inside wrestler and axeman needed to withstand the military prowess of George Washington (Repped by Ray) all the way to victory? Which way with Celebrity Judge Tommy Bechtold swing??
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| 0:38.3 | It is after hours at the hall of presidents. |
| 0:42.0 | No people are in sight. President George Washington removes |
| 0:46.4 | his dentures, relieving him slightly from the pain that they cause. Slinking |
| 0:52.1 | down into a nearby chair, Washington considers how he will |
| 0:56.0 | spend the rest of his night. It is then that an imposing figure looms over him. A palm reaches out and swats the false teeth from his hand. |
| 1:07.0 | Washington immediately leaps to his feet and is standing toe totoe with Abraham Lincoln snarling back at him. |
| 1:15.0 | I'm tired of people calling you the father of our country. You didn't even have any kids of your own, |
| 1:21.0 | eh, Bellows? It's time we settle this. Once and for all, Lincoln, |
| 1:27.1 | I'm weary of your face. The two presidents square off and the White House is about to turn red. |
| 1:35.0 | It's the American Cincinnati versus the Great Emancipator. |
| 1:40.0 | It's General George versus Honest Abe. |
| 1:43.0 | It's Abraham Lincoln versus George Washington. |
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