Best Of | Random Moments | Happy 4th
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iHeartPodcasts and The Volume
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🗓️ 3 July 2026
⏱️ 135 minutes
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We're taking a short break for 4th of July Weekend but didn't want to leave you empty handed. Here's some funny random moments from the last 5 years. Thanks for listening and we hope everyone has a fun and safe weekend.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. No, worry and my mouth. Put the weed like that. Hold on you telling me some shit like that. Yeah, you're blessed with. No. You can't high note the we. Why are you telling me that this might not be my baby? Oh, no. Here's, this is where we get to it. Technically technically you're the baby's daddy anyway. |
| 0:23.8 | Technically you're the baby. |
| 0:24.7 | No, I'm not. |
| 0:25.4 | Technically DNA would say otherwise. |
| 0:27.3 | Technically, that ain't my baby. |
| 0:29.8 | If we're talking technicalities here, that ain't my kid. |
| 0:33.7 | Get your blessings off you. |
| 0:35.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:35.7 | Oh, share your blessings. |
| 0:36.9 | Yeah, that's your blessing. |
| 0:38.0 | Your baby. |
| 0:38.6 | It's a blessing. |
| 0:39.7 | That's not my blessing. |
| 0:41.0 | And I want back taxes on everything that I stay in. I need all that back. Yeah. I need all of that back. That's the blessing. Give me my money back. Give me that formula. I'm going to go get another girl pregnant. Do you leave a girl if you've been kind of in the baby's life |
| 0:52.1 | And find out like three, four months into it is not yours though |
| 0:54.8 | You out of there, Carl? |
| 0:57.4 | Three, four months into it |
| 0:54.1 | it's not yours though. |
| 1:12.1 | You out of there, Carl? Three, four months? Three, four months, y'all out there. Six months, y'all ain't leaving. You ain't going to where. So what does the extra three months do? Is that like the, there's no turning back after those six, three extra months, six? But you got to add in the nine nine months to i've never had a kid but i'd imagine you get attached to the kid while she's pregnant too as thinking |
| 1:17.5 | it's yours so you're adding nine months plus the three or four you're invested you was at the hospital |
| 1:24.1 | car you did not just how did he go there? Yo. How did you get that from that? That's what you called children? I got to look at another man's nut. What? Yo. Did the mics pick that up? What is happening right now? I got to look at another man's nut. No, you don't. No, it's a developed child. It's no longer a nut. He didn't come on your bed. No, it's a child. Yo, that is the sickest. Y'all got to look at another man's nut. And then you saw he put his hand out. I got to look at another man's like the nut was right. I looked over there like, wait, what were they doing before we got it? Who nut? Imagine life going to air and like, look this nut. Oh my God. Carl, it's not as a child. There's a baby. You can't call it a nut. Another man's nut. Yo, that's the sickest thing I've ever heard a child be referred to in my life. |
| 2:18.4 | And he was dead ass. |
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