Best Of: Ms. Pat's Brother Calls From Jail

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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From Jun 03, 2020: A YouTuber returned an adopted child. Nikia stops by and shares the pet names Ms. Pat uses for the family. Her brother calls from jail and has big dreams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:14.0	All right, y'all, we got to wrap this up another episode of the Ms. Pat, Pat, Down, and I
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1:21.4	Appreciate y'all.
1:22.3	Y'all.
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