Next week on Storyworthy, we have writer-director, Nikki Calabrese.

If someone had given me a list and said, this is who I was going to end up dating, sleeping with, going to second base with, going on a blind date with, marrying, I would jump out a window.

Next week on Storyworthy. Welcome to the story-worthy podcast.

Here are your hosts, Christine Blackburn, and Hannes Finney.

Okay. Welcome to Storyworthy. My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm here with Hannah Sviti, and this is a best of storyworthy episode.

That's right. Now, the title of tonight's show is Massages. So we're coming to you from Milwaukee massages. Of course we are. It's actually a special place in Milwaukee where they

massage you with full beer cans. That's convenient. So you might be laying like a rolling pin.

So you might be laying face down naked with a sheet over you, but you would have a cup holder. Well, this being Milwaukee, you would never be naked. You would have a plaid shirt on. But you might not have another shirt underneath it, which is close to naked as most people in Milwaukee get. And then they take cans of peps blue ribbon and roll them up and down your spine. Oh, that is so foul, Honest. That is gross. I'm sorry, natural light, Natty Light. Would you rather they did that? Tonight we're featuring two stories by Tim Lopez and Naomi Grossman. That's right. It is a best-of story-worthy. So what we do is we pull stories that we've used in the past and we repurpose them.

Yes, yes, which is the, remember how they always call them used cars, but they don't call them now. Now they call them previously owned. Right. Or they used to call it a rerun, but now it's like a do-over. No, I don't think that's true. No, they don't call it a do-over. They just call it. they got a lot of time to fill

listen

story worthy these stories are worth hearing twice that's what I'm saying we've been on the

air for over two and a half They just call it. They got a lot of time to fill. The point is storyworthy.

These stories are worth hearing twice.

That's what I'm saying. We've been on the air for over two and a half years. Ladies and gentlemen, you've heard at least 140 stories on storyworthy. So if you haven't heard them all, this is your chance to catch up. That's what I'm saying. Right. and we take you know stories that could be months perhaps a year apart and but they

tend to having similarities and we bring them together. Exactly. And that's what these stories are about. They're both about massage parlors and or sex, which seems to be a popular theme around here, Honest. I'll be honest with you. I check the numbers. I check the stats.

Our highest stats are those in which involve blowjobs, threesomes, and sex.

Or, remember, our highest ever downloaded, most downloaded.

Hand job in the Holy Land.

Hand job in the Holy Land.

Religion and sex.

That's what I'm saying. So this is called massages. Maybe we should have called it massages for Jesus freaks. We should call it, um, yeah, fucking, Jesus fucking Christ. Get it? Listen, have you had massages, honest? I've had massages. Uh, I used to in Milwaukee, I would go to a place. Okay, this will sound dicey, but it was actually a hair salon. Dicey. They also had a massage person in the back. And the thing is in the middle of winter, when you're just a ball of, you know, just you're hunched over for months at a time because it's zero degrees.

You go in, you get yourself a massage, you get all the kinks worked out like, thank goodness.

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