You want to stick.

I'll give you a chooser on adventure.

You want to stick with football or do you want something that happened to me over

the weekend that I'm a little bit embarrassed about?

Let's do that and then we'll go back.

Okay.

I think I got scammed this weekend.

Oh, no.

I'm usually awesome at detecting scams.

I always say like I'm mentally tough.

I'm immune to being brainwashed.

I've had experiences where I've been in like a cult recruitment situation. I just

laugh and I'm like, you people are ridiculous. Before you continue, I got a new scam text this

weekend and it didn't get me. I'm unflappable, but I am curious, was it a text? It was not a text. It was

an IRL scam. Oh, really? Oh, okay. Continue. I thought you may have fallen for a new.

No, this happened to me live in the flesh.

So on Saturday, half time of the Vols Bulldogs game, which we can get into in a little bit,

I made a quick trip to Home Depot to pick up some stuff.

Okay.

On my way back.

How doers get more done?

Stop by the car wash because my car got towed last week. It's a long story. They put it in a impound lot that was apparently made from moon dust. So it was just my car was the outside looked like shit. So I stopped at the car wash, get it washed, and I start to vacuum out a little bit of the inside. pull up park the guy next to me pulls up he goes I love your car dude I love that car and I knew something was weird because

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