I, Tom Bernard here, you're listening to Best of the Family.

Enjoy the show.

Thanks for listening. Here's Here Here come old flat top

He come grooving up slowly

Got two-joo-eye-ball

He won holy roller

He got hair down

To his knee got to be a joke

you need to tell the audience who's going to be on we'll figure it out

I'm trying to send a tweet before we start is it a good tweet or a bad tweet

well I I tweeted and then I find out if it's good.

It's not a, hey, fuck, Tom, tweet, is it?

No, I'll read it to you if I can get it.

Okay, well, that'd be nice.

Well, Dana, this is a great surprise.

I didn't think you were coming.

I'm here.

Here's my tweet. I once felt bad because I had no retweets. And then I met a man who had no ads.

I like that.

Here's another one.

When God closes a door, he opens a window.

Sounds to me like somebody's pooping.

...