Hey, it's Aaron and I'm gone today, but I can't leave the algorithm hanging. I mean, I hope you enjoy this best of the AM update, but the algorithms for places like Spotify and iTunes really hate it when I post consistently for months on end, and then there are days on end when there's nothing. So to that end, here's a best of the AM update.

One of the biggest serial killer mysteries of all time, the identity of Jack the Ripper,

has finally been solved.

According to a British researcher, who's now seeking legal confirmation on behalf of a

victim's family, over a century after he murdered and mutilated

London women in 1888, the long mythologized killer's identity has allegedly been confirmed

by DNA found on a shawl. It's according to historian Russell Edwards. Edwards claimed that

Aaron Kuzminsky, a Polish barber who was 23 at the time of

the murders, is the Ripper, based on what he said. And it's a 100% match with DNA found on the

entire piece. Again, this is according to historian Russell Edwards, talking to today, Australia,

in a February 1st interview.

Cosminsky was a suspect in the original investigation, but was never arrested.

So, Jack the Rickber, Aaron Kuzminski.

I'm calling complete and total BS.

Let me ask Grock right now in real time.

What are the most stereotypical and common first names of serial killers? Let's see what Grock comes up with. I'm calling BS. John, David, Richard, Ted, Jeffrey, Ed, Charles Robert. Serial killers are not named Aaron.

I like my name, by the way.

But that's a terrible serial killer name.

You've got to be named something like Ted, David, even Timothy.

John.

John Wayne Gacy.

Aaron is not a serial killer's name. It's just not. Okay. John, John Wayne Gacy.

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