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The Jason Manford Show

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The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Jason and Steve take a well earned break this week, but they have hand picked some of their favourite clips just for you including the times you've dropped your partner in it, how to be the ultimate hide and seek champion and the weirdest injuries you've sustained.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.

0:05.6

Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.

0:09.2

In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.

0:14.0

Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.

0:18.0

To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.

0:24.4

Bird's ice steam fresh.

0:26.1

frozen meals steamed in minutes.

0:28.2

Goodness, that's steamy. Jason Manford and Steve Edge on absolute radio. I hope you very well this morning. I did have a moment a few weeks ago. I was going to mention this last week, but

0:48.9

where I did drop my wife in it a little bit of work. What did you do?

0:53.0

Well, what happened was they were having like a New Year Zoom party.

0:59.0

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

1:00.0

And it was, you know, everyone's got to have some gimmick now, aren't they?

1:04.0

And it was a cocktail making.

1:07.0

Oh yeah, that's a thing.

1:08.0

Yeah, yeah, that is a thing, yeah.

1:10.0

So they send out the package, everybody gets the same package and you know you get some ice or whatever and then the

1:16.8

the guy you know whoever it is the the person does the

1:21.2

contribution tells you how to do it in that yeah and it seemed like a bit of a laugh and it was fine. By the time,

1:26.8

Lucy wasn't, she wasn't really drinking and so she'd asked for the non-alcoholic one to come to you know which is I mean it's

1:37.8

basically a fruit shoot yeah it is basically you know Diorolite or a lot effort you know and obviously people have been

1:46.6

drinking early on and stuff so by the time the zoom it was happening in the

1:49.4

kitchen so by the time the Zoom was going on it it was dead loud, it was raucous, I could hear people like chipping in and having a laugh and there was lots of in jokes and stuff.

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