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Do you see the smart nappies?

This is amazing.

Well, as an owl and I probably might have an interest in this one. So you put the nappy on the kid and smart nappies? This is amazing. Well, as an owl and I probably might have an interest in this. Go on. So you put the nappy on the kid and the nappy gives you health feedback on the child, right? So you put the nappy on the kid and the nappy has sensors around its body. It takes the kid's temperature. It sees if there's rashes, it can identify rashes. It can identify skin abnormalities.

Stop.

And it'll send a message to your phone to tell you, hey, you better have a look inside the nappy again because there's a bit of a pooper-duper going on there and it's going to create a problem. Unbelievable. And the hyperconjects of the world will be putting themselves into a size five of those. And you took the words out of my mouth? I would love a smart napi I would absolutely

love a smart nappy.

I would absolutely love a smart napi. I would wear a smart nap. Now obviously if you're going out to meet people, you might not wear the smart nappy. Peter, you're coming out? No. That's that rustling sound? Nothing. Although, you know, it'd be a great way. Say if you were a single lad and you were going out on Tinder dates

and you were like, I want to hold back and I want to behave myself.

You know, nothing. Although, do you know it'd be a great way if say if you were a single lad and you were going out on Tinder dates

and you were like

I want to hold back

and I want to behave

myself

you know

and if you were wearing a smart nappy you wouldn't push for the ride on the first day you'd be like because you know as soon as you drop the drawers and she sees you're wearing your smart nappy,

she'd be like,

are you wearing smart pants?

He'd be like, yeah.

No.

Just in case I needed a way

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