Best Of: Being Dan Malkovich

The New Day: Feel the Power

The Ringer

Society & Culture, Comedy, Sports, Wrestling

4.9 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Episode 79: Dan Ryckert is out for his birthday, leading the guys to muse on the experience of inhabiting his "spindly" body. Also in this episode: the usefulness of "no offense," advice for living in Japan, quantum physics, magic 8-balls, and precious orbs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to the best of the new day.
0:02.4	Feel the power on Spotify.
0:05.2	It's a new day.
0:06.4	Yes, it is.
0:07.2	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:12.5	Live from a Zoom call emanating from Lando Lake's Florida, Austin, Texas,
0:19.2	and an undisclosed location in Florida, it's the new day.
0:24.0	Feel the power.
0:25.0	Take it away, guys.
0:26.6	You know what?
0:30.3	Oh, wow.
0:31.4	That isn't the worst, Dan impression.
0:33.1	No, it's not.
0:34.1	What are you talking about?
0:34.9	This is Dan Ryker.
0:35.9	For anyone who is remotely astute and has just followed fast for a minute.
0:44.4	I'm doing you.
0:45.8	I'm doing you.
0:49.0	Our man and his knot with us.
0:51.7	So Alex, our producer, has filled in as Dan.
0:55.1	And I don't know if I was to rate that on a scale of 1 to 10, I'll give you a good 7.
1:01.1	Honestly, I'll take it.
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