Armstrong and getty. This is the best of Armstrong and getty. So hey, here's an interesting thing that happened to me during our two weeks off.

We ended up in the ER at about 10 o'clock at night downtown big city.

Oh, we're going to meet, um, but here's what I learned. Here's the punchline. Here's the, if I ever have to go to an ER,

ER, short of chest pain where it's like, you know, you got to get there right now. I can't breathe right drive to a suburb or

rural area. It would be faster and much safer and better. Yes, I've heard that advice more than once. Yeah, it's

funny. I had never heard that. If I had heard that, I would have done that. We, we happened to be, we were visiting, uh,

my wife's cousin was in town and they had rented a house on a bearer being be. So we're meeting her blah, blah,

all this stuff. And it was cool. And they had a two year old. My kids liked it. And everything was really great.

Very nice. Uh, and, uh, but we were, we happened to be just blocks from major downtown, like the major

downtown ER. And I knew where it was. Yeah. Yeah. I knew exactly where it was. I didn't have to Google

map and panic and figure out where to go. I know exactly where it was from when I used to cancer treatment.

I was right there. So, um, so we're all headed to the park. Uh, kids are going to play a little bit

before we order pizza. We actually already ordered pizza. It was going to be a while.

Cause it's holiday and kids can park and somehow or another won't blame anybody. Certainly wasn't me. Um,

oh boy. Laura gets her hands smashed solidly in the car door thumb just like completely.

Yeah. She's trying to pull her hand out. Oh, oh, like she can't think. All right. All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right. Jesus. First with the Mexican cartel thing earlier this morning. Now

this going. All right. Go on. I'm sorry to hear that happen. So finally, she's tough to hear.

Finally get the door open. She's going. Oh my god. Oh my, she looks at it and then so the

oh my god. I didn't see it. But she says, oh my god. Oh my god. I said, uh, do we need to go to the

ER? She said, absolutely. We gotta go to the ER immediately. And that's kids and he's actually

running around the car like it's a Chinese fire drill. Oh boy. We got a police 911. Which is, you know,

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