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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Best of ACT - February 20-24

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2023

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years, and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

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0:00.0

I'm not allergic anymore, but when I was a kid, I was allergic to mosquitoes.

0:04.1

And when I'd get bit, I would get these ginormous softball size, like white welts on my legs.

0:09.6

Yeah, yeah.

0:10.0

And it was terrible.

0:11.4

And it played soccer.

0:12.3

So the chances of me not getting bit my mosquito is just not a thing.

0:15.9

Plus, there was no such thing as mosquito necks.

0:18.4

There was no such thing when I was a kid.

0:20.3

I'd just go outside and

0:21.5

just get welted up. But now kids can go outside and if their dad is a cool dad like you, they buy a mosquito knicks system. They run the hoses all around the fence line. And then when they go outside, they don't. And Max, doesn't he get them to? Yeah, he gets a back. That's a good old Florida boy right there, man. And now

0:37.8

it links up to your phone, so you get the Mosquito

0:40.3

Necks app, and then you can... That's amazing. While you're in there taking a poo, you can hit the button and it goes off in peak mosquito times so that you don't have to worry about it, but... Fully customizable. You can change it for whenever you want to.

0:54.5

You can do it whenever you'd like. Like, let's say that you had some standing water in mosquitoes, the levels increased a bit. Go out there, tap your button, and turn it on manually. It really does create, like, a barrier around your house because how often it goes off. And you've got, like, a jungle back there, man. It looks like you're in a resort with all these plants and mosquitoes like that sort of like jungle area. And the mosquito repellent that is in the system is completely biodegradable. It breaks down in 10 seconds. You've heard us tell you perfectly fine. Plus, it doesn't destroy your plants. It doesn't hurt animals. Yeah. it's less concentrate than off that you spray directly on your kids.

1:29.9

That tells you. I use that on the camping shed. I burn my damn eyes out. That stuff is strong.

1:34.3

And so if you, you know, especially now the rains are coming. It's about to be summer. If you want your yard back, talk to them.

1:41.7

Get on the list. Get scheduled. Yeah, yeah. And just tell me you're a listener.

1:45.1

They'll hook you up.

1:45.8

It's mosquito nix.com.

1:49.2

Welcome back to a corporate time on the line with us from Salty Sisters in Cocoa Beach.

1:56.0

She's the hardest working lady I know.

1:58.7

I have a feeling you're running around crazy today. I have a feeling you had a bag of french fries on your potatoes rather, because these are fresh cut fries. You have potatoes on your back, you're smashing a burger. How's it going, Tiffany? Well, I just got back to the grocery store. I knew it. I know. I can smell the potatoes. Fresh cut fries, guys. You got to get them.

2:17.8

So how long has it officially been, Tiffany?

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