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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Best of ACT - February 20-24

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2023

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years, and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

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0:00.0

I'm not allergic anymore, but when I was a kid, I was allergic to mosquitoes.

0:04.0

And when I'd get bit, I would get these ginormous softball-sized like white

0:08.6

welts on my legs. Yeah, yeah. And it was terrible. And it played soccer. So the

0:12.7

chances of me not getting bitmine-miscuit is just not a thing. Plus there was no such thing

0:17.5

as mosquito nicks. There was no such thing when I was a kid. I just go outside and just get

0:21.7

welted up. But now kids can go outside. And if their dad is a cool dad like you,

0:27.4

they buy a mosquito-nicks system, they run the hoses all around the fence line. And then when

0:32.0

they go outside, they know. And Max doesn't need them to. Yeah, he gets it back. That's a good old

0:35.8

Florida boy right there man. And now it links up to your phone. So you get the mosquito-nicks app.

0:41.1

And then you can, that's amazing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it goes off

0:46.9

around like and peak mosquito times so that you don't have to worry about it. But fully,

0:51.6

fully customizable, you can change it for whenever you want to. You can do it whenever you'd like.

0:55.6

Like let's say that you had some standing water in mosquitoes. The level increased a bit. Yeah.

1:00.4

Go out there and tap your button and turn it on manually. It really does create like a barrier

1:04.6

around your house because how often it goes off. And you got like a jungle back there man.

1:09.4

It looks like you're in a resort with all these plants and mosquitoes like that sort of like

1:14.6

jungle area. And the mosquito repellent that is in the system is completely biodegradable and

1:19.7

breaks down into effect. You've heard I tell you perfectly fine plus. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't

1:23.6

destroy your plants. It doesn't hurt animals. Yeah. It's less concentrate than off that you spray

1:28.6

directly on your kids. That tells you that you're that on the canvature to burn my damn eyes.

1:32.4

That's not strong. And so if you do, you know, especially now the rains are coming. It's about to

1:38.1

be summer. If you want your yard back, talk to them. Get on the list. Get scheduled. Yeah. Yeah.

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