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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Best of ACT - April 3-7

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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0:00.0

I want to talk about something serious.

0:01.5

But, talk us.

0:02.6

Yeah.

0:03.3

Where are you getting your talk us at?

0:05.1

Well, I saw I post that an out of town

0:08.3

BDM made the other day and said he brought his family

0:10.9

to Gringo's and it was a pass.

0:12.6

And he bought everything.

0:13.3

He bought like a mouthhugger, a case of the two double d's,

0:16.4

an ice cold beard.

0:17.3

I'm like, wow, this guy doesn't write.

0:18.6

Yeah, yeah.

0:19.5

He said it was the best text max he's ever had.

0:22.9

Which I don't know if Gringo's would call himself text max.

0:25.9

I don't even know what that means.

0:27.1

Is there considered fun party Mexican?

0:31.6

Yeah.

0:32.1

I don't think they're winning.

0:33.1

I'm just being real.

0:33.6

I don't think they're going to win an award for.

0:35.4

It's like eating off the streets of Tijuana.

0:38.4

No one wants to do that.

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