Hey, everyone, as you probably can tell, no new show this week. It's the holidays. So we are taking a break.

But I did put together something special for everyone out there.

Boy, that's right, my... it's the best of crutchhead.

It's not my first rodeo end.

It's my time to shine.

So sit back and enjoy some of the most bizarre stories of 2024.

Crikey.

Until next time on your bike and see you around, mates.

Okay.

Wrong.

Let's see if I got this one.

I put mine in Carrachap. We'll see if it's probably pulled from the same source.

Well, this comes, mine comes from people.com.

Oh, that's, that's the, the, the, the bastion of serious journalism.

Okay, here's, here's how people, uh, dot com have the headline.

Excessively farting passenger reportedly caused American Airlines flight to turn around.

That's some good news on that front.

And then on your source, which is from the New Zealand Herald, right?

American Airlines passenger allegedly removed from flight for farting.

That's a funny headline.

I like the excessively farting.

That's right.

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