The best of Frank Skinner.

Absolute radio. Morning, boys. Morning.

Good morning. Now, there might be some problems with my voice early on, because the bloke,

I got a car in this morning and the bloke was from the West Midlands and I could feel

myself go, boy, boy, got about a molly and I'm going, oh, what's happening with the baggy

side of the bloke, would it die, they? And I've got to get myself back out of that now.

So I might not sound as posh as I normally do. Okay. Speaking of posh, where was I yesterday?

Where? I was at the Royal Inclosure at Ascot. Oh my goodness, I had the top hat. The full

thought, yeah, it's like it's like a, it's a bit of a massive fancy dress party where

the theme is posh. So you have to do that, you know, you have to wear and they're quite

strict on it. Although, remember a friend of mine ran into a bit of bother?

Oh, yes, we got a slightly comical, they went, you got a comical top hat, Emily's friend.

He brought it just because he thought, I was long as I've got something. Yeah. And then

he was told it just wouldn't do. Really? So he was sent to the top hat shop.

Okay. Onside. Yes. Pop-up shop. And I think they cost about two grand.

Like a sort of big potato then, a festival. Yeah, exactly. I was, I was, when I went to

Toronto, because, you know, you have to, you hire, basically. And we asked about buying,

I wasn't going to, but, um, and they said, well, continue a decent one like, you know,

for they're not all like massively expensive. We can do you one for like two thousand two

hundred. Oh, so okay. Did you say my, my son's painted some serial box cardboard and made

a sort of a hoop of it? Well, my son of course is an Alice Cooper fan. So a top hat in

the house, I'm not saying it won't be used. And did you go the full morning dress?

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