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Hello, good afternoon, welcome to our annual Omnibus edition.

Does anyone use the word Omnibus anymore?

You just did.

I'm Simon Mayer, and I'm Mark Humbert.

We do hope you're having a very fine and festive news.

Eve Mark and I are probably several glasses

into a bottle of ginger wine,

or a crem de moth maybe by this point.

So the program is clearly, and essentially pre-recorded,

which means you shouldn't text or WhatsApp us,

your messages, because they won't be read.

But you will still be charged,

because that's the way the system works.

Why not drop us an email?

Instead, mayerwitbbbc.co.uk.

Anyway, settle down, sit, bank, gather the children

around the radio gram,

and because that is certainly what's happening in our house.

Prepare to enjoy all those bits and pieces

you've asked to hear once again.

Over the next couple of hours,

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