Best of 2018

Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Comedy Cellar Network

Comedy, Leisure

4.5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2019

⏱️ 183 minutes

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It's the best of You Know What Dude for 2018! We've gathered some of our favorite moments of Bobby and our guests to celebrate one of our best years! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Robert Kelly's, you know what, dude, on the RiotCast Network,
0:07.0	Riotcast.com.
0:08.6	It's Robert Kelly's You Know What Do, Podcast on lifecast.com. A trunk. No, I don't know what a trunk.
0:34.0	You bring one to college.
0:35.0	Look at the end of your nose.
0:37.0	A trunk.
0:38.0	I have a very cute nose.
0:40.0	A trunk.
0:41.0	Why would you fuck?
0:42.0	Oh, because I'm an elephant.
0:44.0	That was a great one. That's a great one.
0:54.0	Ask me that stray cat's guitar.
0:56.0	In fact, give me the ooh and I'm going to knock him on with that fucking ooh.
0:58.0	There's no fat on that joke.
1:00.0	Yeah, Lewis is direct.
1:02.0	There's no joke on that joke. Why do I have a visual like you're getting rid of a body in the middle of a lake just jacking off?
1:07.0	Fuck you!
1:08.0	You don't think we know what you're doing?
1:10.0	He said at a huge vagina?
1:11.0	Yeah.
1:12.0	No, I said you are a huge con. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm a huge vagina. No, I said, you are a huge cunt.
1:14.0	He's being pegged, I'm not asleep.
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