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The Jason Manford Show

Best Of 2016

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2017

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday for you, then catch the best bits of Jason's show on this handy podcast

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0:00.0

Granny and Grandpa had their hearts set on getting Jess a drum kit for her birthday.

0:05.0

And because they bought it on their Barclay card, they were rewarded too.

0:09.0

It was music to their ears.

0:11.0

Same can't be said for mom and dad. is about our range of rewards cards. Barclay Card, make money work for you.

0:23.4

28.9% APR representative variable,

0:25.9

subject to application, financial circumstances

0:28.0

and borrowing history.

0:29.0

Tees and sees apply. Jason, Manford.

0:34.0

Absolute radio.

0:36.0

We're real music matters.

0:38.0

Merry Christmas and a happy new year.

0:41.0

It's Jason Manford here.

0:42.0

I am very much like you stuffing my face with mince pies,

0:46.2

drinking the rest of the book's fiz and so on. So please don't text in. I've hand-picked some of my favorite bits of the last 12 months.

0:56.0

Have a listen and have a laugh. I've got a voicemail on my phone which is Bruce Forsyth telling me off and I was going to mention this one week on the show but

1:06.6

we measured it this week so I did a show with Brucey about three years ago and it was it was it was for Bruce's Hall of Fame for BBC 1 and I

1:18.4

sang a song I did a tribute to Les Dawson where he sings a song and gets it wrong and it's all very funny.

1:26.3

So I sang the same song and they kept ringing me and I was busy filming something

1:30.5

and they kept ringing me saying, can you tell us what key you want to

1:33.2

sing this is the producer do you want to sing the song in because Bruce is learning

1:38.2

it on the piano so he needs to know the key and I just didn't get round to do it because I had to find a musician to go what key am I and all that sort of stuff and not got around to it.

1:46.4

So four or five missed calls I got from Bruce's producer and then I got a missed call and when I got the voicemail it was

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