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BEST OF: 2015 - Adopt A Senior

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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0:00.0

uh... look man

0:01.6

oh yeah

0:02.8

your mom

0:04.2

my mom's you mad about something i did my mom yeah i'm furious about something you did

0:08.6

your mom what did i do

0:10.4

well snow going to give me a little information.

0:13.0

Oh, yeah, yeah.

0:15.0

Have you...

0:16.0

I talked to your wife last night at the Christmas show.

0:19.0

Okay.

0:20.0

You adopted a senior.

0:22.0

Oh, you adopted... You adopted a senior. a senior.

0:25.0

I didn't adopt my mom.

0:27.0

I know.

0:28.0

You adopted a strange senior and you have a senior in Lee's Summit and you never go over there and see her.

0:35.0

You never take care of her.

0:36.2

You adopted.

0:37.8

That's like someone who has a kid who doesn't care about them and then signs up for big brothers big sisters.

0:44.4

The hell's wrong with you.

0:46.4

You adopt it.

0:47.4

It is.

0:48.4

You adopt it a senior and all you do is complain about going to visit her.

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