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Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

So as soon as the show's over, Scotty B. hops into his vehicle and drives. Where are you driving? Where are you taking your daughter to a college? Where she's there anyway, but where are you, where's she going? UF. in Gainesville. Florida. Okay, so you're driving down in Florida. You're going to stop by and see Froggy? On the way back, yes. Okay, good, good, good, good. He's got to stay with me for three days on his way back. Whoa, that's so fun.

So is he going to bring his pee-pee apparatus into the house? Oh, Lord. He can bring, he needs to probably clean it out. No, that's going to be on the roadside. I'm in the garbage somewhere. I'm not. Okay, let's talk about this. He actually brought us a photo of his pee apparatus. So you don't want to make any stops.

Here's the thing, though, if you're going to drive all the way to Gainesville, Florida, you need, you need. a photo of his pee apparatus. So you don't want to make any stops.

Here's the thing, though, if you're going to drive all the way to Gainesville, Florida, you need to make stops and get out and stretch. So why don't you just use those opportunities to take a pee? I'm absolutely going to do that. But now that I'm 50, I feel like I have to pee a little bit more often. And I drink a lot of coffee when I drive. So I don't want to kill 20 minutes here, 20 minutes there pulling.

Because when I drove up from Jacksonville with Froggy and his son I had to go after like an hour and so I had a pee and a Gatorade bottle. Connie's bladder is the size of a thimble I swear to good sometimes I can go four or five hours sometimes I can only go 45 minutes I'm like I don't know why my body does this you have a uti no I had a check maybe you do no I don't um does it sting when you pee

it does not I'm good okay hey so Scotty brought a photo of his pee-pee apparatus so how did

where'd you come up with this idea well I was in my garage and so I was supposed to do one of those

24 hour urine tests you know where you pee pee in that orange container with the chemicals in it. And I never did it. And I was supposed to do it twice. So there were two of them sitting in my garage. I'm like, wait a second. Do you ever throw anything away? Seriously. No. I said, that's a pee container. I'm going to build something. So originally I had asked my friend at the hardware store to make me like a funnel thing that goes into a box. So, and that never happened. So what I did was I cut the bottom off of a mini Gatorade bottle as the funnel, and it fits right in the top of that thing. So it actually is, you know, it's like a little container with a funnel. And I can do it while I'm driving if I want to, but I'll probably just pull off. Back up. Now, how is the funnel affixed to the container? It's the perfect size for the hole that's on the container, so it just goes and just pops right in. Now, is there a top? Yeah, I can pop out. Yeah, there's a screw top. So when I'm going to say

pee is not going to go all over the place. No, no. When I'm done peeing, I'll just screw the top on.

And if it, you know, I don't think I'll use it more than once. That's gross. I'll do it once and I'll throw it in a trash and I'll drive on and I have a second one. So you plan to pee twice? that's it well no I'll pee multiple times but I'll just these are like two interim ones like

in the middle between stops it's it's it's got the biohazard sign on it though so i'm nervous to throw it away but wait hold on hold on okay you're driving let's say what's the speed limit let's say you're driving 75 miles an hour yeah that's what i'm going to average all right so when it's time to peat do you have a belt on? Yeah, I have a belt.

Okay, so you have to unbuckle your... By the way, it's time to paint, do you have a belt on?

Yeah, I have a belt.

Okay, so you have to unbuckle your, by the way, at 75 miles per hour. You have to, are you going to cruise control, I guess? Is that going to help you a little bit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. That doesn't scare me at all. So you're going to push the cruise control. You're cruising at 75 miles per hour. you're going to unbuckle your belt.

You'll unbutton the button.

And you'll unzip your pants.

I can't just unsip. You're cruising at 75 miles per hour. You're going to unbuckle your belt. You'll unbutton the button.

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