Best Lullaby

We Got This with Mark and Hal

Hal Lublin and Mark Gagliardi

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4.8 • 982 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Hal Lublin.
0:01.2	And I'm Mark Gagliardi.
0:03.6	Since the dawn of humanity, one issue has gone unsettled.
0:07.6	With the fate of the world and the balance, we're here to settle once and for all.
0:13.8	Best Lullaby.
0:17.5	That's right.
0:18.3	Don't worry, everyone.
0:20.0	We got this.
0:21.0	Podcasts should have a theme song. Podcasts should not have a theme song.
0:24.7	Yes, they should. No, they shouldn't. They sound good. Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.
0:30.2	Hmm. You know what? You're right. We got this.
0:37.3	Shh. Best love to buy. Welcome to our ASMR. We got this Shh Best Lullaby
0:39.3	Welcome to our ASMR podcast
0:42.3	I think like 10 people immediately turned
0:45.3	It turned off. They left.
0:47.1	They threw their photo in the trash.
0:48.8	They're gone.
0:49.6	Did I tell you about the time that I'm scrolling TikTok and this person came up and they were
0:55.6	ranting about something.
0:57.1	Like some Karen they had seen do something in the wild or something that had they had been
1:01.2	slighted by something.
1:02.6	Yeah.
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