Hello, I'm Hal Lublin.

And I'm Mark Gagliardi.

Since the dawn of humanity, one issue has gone unsettled.

With the fate of the world and the balance, we're here to settle once and for all.

Best local fundraiser.

That's right. Don't worry, everyone.

We got this.

Podcasts should have a theme song. Podcasts should not have a theme song.

Yes, they should. No, they shouldn't. They sound good. Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.

Hmm. You know what? You're right. We got this.

Hal, I feel like you're going to know so much more about this topic than I am, because you are okay with money.

Am I?

I think so.

I think it's relative.

Relative to you.

Relative to me.

I look like investor guy who was on infomercials on the sailboat with like all the women. Like, you could be me if you use my system, buy and sell real estate. Wait, the guy whose suit is all dollar bills? No, that's Matthew. He taught you how to get grants from the government. He had the guide, or still does, has the guide where you get money from the government. Is that thing still around? His name was like Tommy Wu or something,

something like that. And he was very late at night and his infomercial was like a system for

investing in real estate. But he was always on like a yacht with women and bikinis. Like this is

the life. And you will have this life if you do what I do and pay me to teach you how.

Let me tell you how to buy real estate while I'm out here on the water with no real estate land in sight.

Let me tell you about the land that I own.

...