We'll do a show for people with no attention span.

It's the Bob and Sherry show.

It's six unshowered guys and a pale woman with a ukulele shouting, hey, in unison.

And now, broadcasting from the fallacial Bob and Cherry studios.

It's Bob and Cherry.

Hey, I just want to open today's show by thanking everyone that was so kind and reached out yesterday,

via Instagram and Facebook

and Twitter and email and texts to say happy birthday. I really, really appreciated it.

And it just made me, you know, birthdays are kind of, have always been challenging for me.

But it was a really nice day. And a lot of my family that live far away, their birthday texts were like, happy birthday,

girl. I hope you're spending today pampering yourself like the queen you are. I love you.

And I did not have the heart to say. My birthday is on a Tuesday in January. I am celebrating my birthday by getting up before the sun and working, and then I have a two-hour

appointment to have my car aligned, and then I'm going to come home and feed the pets

and eat a hot dog.

I didn't want to, because, you know, nobody wants to hear that, right?

Nobody wants to hear that.

So I was just responding to these texts, like, you know it, wants to hear that, right? Nobody wants to hear that. So I was just responding to these texts.

Like, you know it, treating myself like the queen I am all day.

Because nobody wants to hear the truth.

You know, that's sort of a wish.

I think that's recent.

People see it, you know, with posts on Twitter or on Facebook. People are it with posts on

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