You got me. It's Kim Commando today, and I'm here with you just the facts and tips you need to thrive in our digital world.

Or, as I like to say, to live the best digital life ever.

This was really funny to me. A gorilla is addicted to a smartphone. Yes. Amar is a resident at Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo, and he's grown so fond of staring at a phone screen that he didn't notice when another gorilla was running after him.

And it wasn't his own phone, of course.

What happens is that people that are going to the zoo are showing this gorilla countless pictures and videos

through the glass on their smartphones and it's making him kind of crazy so what do they have to do

well the zoo is saying that we have to like limit his screen time this 16 year old gorilla would

rather look at screens instead of like being in gorilla and like doing gorilla things.

And so definitely we need to stop people from holding their smartphones up.

We're going to stop him from doing things, even looking at a smartphone.

And after all, definitely no online shopping for this gorilla because he's a primate.

Get it?

Amazon primate.

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