Hello everybody, welcome to the road world football show, I am Patrick Dardy back from

my anus.

They sent me to the Southern United States to edit our magazine.

I'm joined in there by Danny Carter and Kyle DeVortchick.

They rocked the show with Mr. Lawrence Jackson on Monday.

Today, we've actually got some news to talk about for the first time in a month, two months.

I think he was going to get to the Dow and Cook news, the Dow and Cook news.

We haven't talked since then, that's right.

I forgot that we're doing our show a little late, because as Pat said, he was deep in the

heart of the country at a magazine, doing travel and undisclosed location.

We actually can't tell you where he was, but he was in a bunker and underground bunker

with several other NBC sports employees editing the road world draft guide, which will be

out next month.

You can get that at your, I don't know, local CVS among other places.

That's where I see it, mostly.

Speaking of the draft guide, he said you were doing some kicker shenanigans.

I think that's part of the draft guide in part.

You've been writing about kickers.

Are you doing this willingly?

Are you embarrassed about it?

I guess explain to me why you think it's acceptable and what it is.

What was he talking about?

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