Best Cringey Gen Alpha Kid Stories to Sleep To
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Connor Pugs
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🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 239 minutes
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Best Cringey Gen Alpha Kid Stories to Sleep To
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| 0:00.0 | An engineer round the corner whenever you need. |
| 0:03.0 | British gas have over 6,000 on route at speed. |
| 0:06.0 | Fixing lights that won't light or have started to blink, |
| 0:10.0 | a pipe with a leak and that weird smell under the sink. |
| 0:13.0 | If your boilers kaput and your blue fur needs a rinse, |
| 0:17.0 | we've got your back to stop that cold water wince. |
| 0:20.0 | You don't need to be a customer. |
| 0:22.1 | We can help you too, taking care of things. |
| 0:25.2 | It's what British gas do. |
| 0:27.0 | T's and C supply, 6,000 engineers correct us of Jan 2026. |
| 0:30.5 | Today we have a story of this teacher who completely owns this spoil kid. |
| 0:34.8 | I know you guys will enjoy it. |
| 0:36.4 | It's a perfect karma story. Let's just get into it. |
| 0:44.7 | Only subscriber in today's story, John. So this all happened one day when John was in seventh grade. |
| 0:52.3 | And John had a regular teacher in his history class. However, |
| 0:56.6 | the teacher was sick and was pretty sick, had a pretty bad case of the cold, but happened to be |
| 1:01.6 | out for an entire week. John didn't know this at the time, but, you know, the substitute teacher |
| 1:06.0 | just came in every single day that week. So his teacher happened to be out for the week. And this |
| 1:10.2 | substitute teacher was pretty epic, was a pretty cool guy, as you will see. It's not apparent at first, |
| 1:16.4 | but trust me, the payoff is totally worth it. There's also a bully in John's school, unfortunately. |
| 1:22.3 | And the bully is in John's history class. History, yeah, okay. In John's history class, right? And this bully has been |
| 1:29.2 | kind of known as like the bully for the longest time. John is in seventh grade and he's been |
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