Hello and welcome to the ETH RETCast, where we're all about Commander, Data, and Dad Jokes.

I'm Joey Shultz, and I'm joined by my pun-tastic co-hosts. Up first, he considered making a super expensive

Momo-friendly flyer deck, but he decided not to,

because as it turns out, Mo-Momo money,

Mo-mo problems, it's Matt Morgan.

Interesting.

Well, speaking interesting, so my mom recently told me

that I really loved Alphabet Soup when I was little,

and I don't really remember that.

I really do think that she's putting words in my mouth. Goodness. You know, okay, one second, Matt. I'm going to roll for

two D6 worth of psychic damage for that one. Psychic damage, of course, yes. All right. Up next,

he's heard of Sozin's Comet. In fact, he knows Sozan's Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.

It's Dana Roach.

Interestingly enough, Joey, I have a reindeer question for you.

Oh, no.

What did Santa say to the drunk reindeer when he caught him drinking his scotch?

Goodness what?

Nothing.

He's a reindeer.

Being drunk doesn't mean he can talk.

The ending at all. The anti-joke strikes again. Yeah. Oh, no. Are we in for a whole new year?

I guess all I have to say to that is, oh dear. Right. Oh, there we get nice.

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