Best Candy Box Candy

We Got This with Mark and Hal

Hal Lublin and Mark Gagliardi

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4.8 • 982 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Hal Lublin.
0:01.2	And I'm Mark Gagliardi.
0:03.6	Since the dawn of humanity, one issue has gone unsettled.
0:07.6	With the fate of the world and the balance, we're here to settle once and for all.
0:13.7	Best Candy Box Candy.
0:17.6	That's right.
0:18.3	Don't worry, everyone.
0:19.9	We got this.
0:20.9	Podcast should have a theme song. Podcasts should not have a theme song.
0:24.6	Yes, they should. No, they shouldn't. They sound good. Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.
0:30.1	Hmm. You know what? You're right. We got this.
0:37.3	Best chocolate candy box. Box. Sorry. Best chocolate box. We got this Best
0:37.7	Chocolate candy box
0:39.0	Box candy
0:40.0	Sorry
0:40.6	Best chocolate box of box candy that's in a box
0:43.5	But it's chocolate specifically
0:45.0	It's not nerds
0:46.7	But not nerds
0:48.7	Remember all the candy that comes in boxes?
0:51.2	It's the chocolate ones
0:52.5	And they have stuff inside them
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