Welcome to Spaghetti Shootout.

Gotta be honest, folks, I'm running out of intro ideas here.

I feel like it's the same thing for you every week.

Mark lost the last round, Ryan won.

Will it be different this time?

We'll find out.

You've submitted topic ideas in the comments via email, phone, even carrier pigeon, and much more.

We've selected one to add to the mix.

That will be our meatball of the month, and those winners get a prize in addition to the fame.

This month's package includes a Diamondback HD, 10 by 42 binocular, a podcast hoodie,

$100 Vortex Apparel package, and that wonderful cameo from Mark Bordman.

As always, we love the comment, so let's see a few from the last episode.

At Exodus 19 says day slash video 13 of my petition for Mark to buy a suppressor.

I think we've read that comment even before. Mark, better get on that suppressor.

At Jonathan Mitchell 3733 says I kind of feel like meatballs and mashed potatoes now.

Go for it, Jonathan. Last but not least, at TFC 128 says, thanks for putting

together a great show. The family and I will be anxiously awaiting to see if Mark keeps it together

or comes apart like paper pants in a rainstorm. And that's it. It's time to exit the caveat

corral for the big shootout. Let's do it another round of spaghetti shootout. Mark,

Ryan, how are you guys feeling? We're doing well. Or I'm doing well. I don't want to speak for my

friend here. You know, probably shouldn't. I'm feeling billowy today. Oh, okay. Very nice. Very

nice. I wish that everybody could get an idea of the full conversation that we actually have before we get

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