This is an IHeart podcast. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two. What is up, y'all? Welcome to the best bits this weekend. I'm excited to be hanging out with not only y'all, but also Abby is on this weekend. What's up, Abby? What's up? We got a lot to talk about

because you are at the number one spot. I'm just going to give it away right now. I am? We're not going to get there yet. You're just at the number one spot. That's cool. Yeah, right? So we've got a lot to talk about this week. We're going to dive right in. Coming in at number seven, we talked about the experience I had with the $67 bagel.

A lot of drama in my

life on this day for no reason. Yes. And that's just what it is. And I'll let you guys hear

the bid on the just the best bid so you can hear why it was a $67 bagel. But I also want to

talk about something else that's been happening recently. And I don't know if you've seen anything or experienced anything crazy lately in public. Have you had anything that's happened? And you're like, wow, that was weird. Well, it was funny when you were saying that because the exact same thing happened to me. I don't want to give it. If you're not going to give it away, what it is. No, go ahead and give it away. Are you sharing?

Your story, yes.

Okay.

They'll hear the $67 bagel. Okay. That's true. No, well, I was going in to get, I ordered online, was going to go inside and pick it up, and I parked real quick. And it actually took longer than I thought in there. I was in there like 10 minutes and I come out and there is a ticket on my car.

Wait, was it also a bagel?

No, it was Chipotle.

I was going there. I was in there like 10 minutes and I come out and there is a ticket on my car. Wait, was it also a bagel? No, it was Chipotle. I was going to say it was also a bagel. Then dang, we live the same life on different days. No, but I was something. Mine was like the same price. And I was like, are you kidding me? All I wanted was like a $7 bowl and I'm walking out. It's like, yeah like 80 bucks and what makes me mad is the parking guy i think he was right there and he watched

me go in dollar bowl and I'm walking out it's like yeah like 80 bucks and what makes me mad is the parking guy

I think he was right there and he watched me like he watched me and they sit in their cars

and they wait for you to leave I have noticed I thought that was so mean I was like you could have

give me a warning like hey I'm going to have to give you a ticket if you don't, like, pay or something.

And this was the one where it's like the first hour is free, you know?

Wait, then why did he give you a ticket? Because I didn't have the receipt in there. That's what I put on there. No receipt in dash. And I was like, you've got to be kidding me. ironic that the first hour is free.

I get like the way that they keep it on track that an hour is free by like showing the receipt in the dash because otherwise you could say it's only been an hour if you've been there for five hours. Yes. I get it. But it's just weird that the irony of them saying it's the first hour free, but they still give you a ticket. Yes. I didn't even realize that. I didn't know the rules of

that parking lot. I was just like, I'm going to be in and out. No big deal. But yeah, there you go. Yeah, so you and I both learn the lesson that if you're in Nashville and you're parking anywhere, it's likely not free. Right. And they're watching you. They're watching you walk in and they're like, Yeah, and they sit in their cars and they watch you and they do that because they don't want you to yell at them. That's my, that's, that's my thing. Listen, I take, you know, I, I feel totally bad for these people because this has to be a very hard job. You probably, like, you're just trying to do your job. This is what you got hired to do.

But, like, everybody thinks you're the A-hole. Yes. And so they sit in their cars because they're scared. Scared people. No, I had thought about that, too. I was like, I would hate to have that job because you're making people's days really bad. And honestly, I think I would do any other job besides that one. Yes. Like just about anything else besides that one. Like that's like the opposite of pimping joy. Like it's the complete opposite. You know, it's like, oh. Especially like if it's a minute over or like they just, they were parked there for five minutes. Yeah. I'm like, y'all, come on. Also, parking lots like, y'all got, you don't have anything more important for people to do than just sit there and troll people who park in the parking lots. I know. That's how they make their money. I know, man. And it worked on us. As far as other things, other crazy things, I don't really. I guess my, my month has not been crazy. That's a good thing. I have another one that happened that was interesting.

So I had went to a restaurant for a birthday party.

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