Bertie's Lost Christmas

Hello, this is Natasha

And I'm delighted to wish you a very happy Christmas

A big thank you to all our listeners

Especially those who have been with us since the very beginning.

And now, I would like to hand you over to our host,

Prince Bertie the Frog,

who has been polishing his stand-up comedy act lately.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Tapoles and frogs, birds and fish, insects and creepy crawlies.

It's an honour to be with you tonight of all nights, Christmas Eve. And I'm in that most sincerely, folks. Here's a little story

about a man who had 12 penguins in the back of his car. A policeman stopped him and said,

I say, say, it's against the law to drive penguins around in the back of your car.

You must take them to the zoo.

And the man said,

I am sorry, officer.

I promised to take my penguins to the zoo right away.

The next day, the same man took the twelve penguins for a drive again.

This time he dressed them in dark sunglasses and swimming trunks.

The policeman stopped him at the roundabout and said,

You can't fool me with that disguise.

You promised yesterday to take those penguins to the zoo.

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