Bertie's Lost Christmas

Hello, this is Natasha

And I'm delighted to wish you a very happy Christmas

A big thank you to all our listeners

Especially those who have been with us since the very beginning

And now I would like to hand you over to our host

Prince Bertie the Frog who has been polishing his stand-up comedy act lately

Ladies and gentlemen, tapos and frogs, birds and fish, insects and creepy

callings, it's an honour to be with you tonight of all nights Christmas Eve and I'm

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Here's a little story about a man who had 12 penguins in the back of his car

A policeman stopped him and said,

I say, I say, it's against the law to drive penguins around in the back of your car,

you must take them to the zoo and the man said,

I am sorry officer, I promise to take my penguins to the zoo right away

The next day the same man took the 12 penguins for a drive again, this time he dressed

them in darts and glasses and swimming trunks, the policeman stopped him at the round

bout and said, you can't fool me without disguise, you promised yesterday to take those

penguins to the zoo and the man said, yes officer, I did take them to the zoo, that was

yesterday, today I'm taking them to the beach

And that was a little taste of birdie the frogs sense of humour, as you may know, birdie

loves to tell jokes, his specialty is penguin jokes like that one, opinions are divided

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